There are lots of people who have asked me this question in the past few years.
Recent conversation between a cab driver and me:
Driver:"aar u fraam Indyaa madam??!"
D: Me aalso fraam Indya!!
D: U know Hindi?
D: I Marathi fraam Mumbai. U?
D: Ohhhhh! Madarasiiii?!!
D: U warkinggg?
M: No, my husband is
D: Ohhhh!!! Kids?
D: Oh firrst fiivee yearrs no kids, only husband wife no tension.
1 kid nooo tensionnn, 2 kid nooo tensionnn.
M: How many kids do you have?
D: Three! Fullll tensionnn!
M: Where is your wife?
D: Wife? In country. My wife veryyy verry heavy.
M: Oh, In India.
D: Yes yessss. Verryyy Heavvy and vveerryy sstrongg.
D: Not good veerryyy heeavyyyy.
D: New married?
D: New no tension, Husband come home all tension go.
Nooo slleepinnn in nighhts. Only workkiinng harrd.
You sleepinng nights???
M: Um yes.
D: Verryy baddd. Now no sleepping. Only workingggg.
Thankfully I reached my destination before the conversation could go any further.